PORT AUTHORITY NOTICE #420⚠ UNREGISTERED PRAWN IN THE AREA ⚠DO NOT APPROACH WITH BUTTER
PRAWNATHANFISH MARKET'S WORST EMPLOYEE

HE CAME. HE SAW. HE BOUGHT THE WRONG SIZE.

PRAWNATHAN

“i am not on the menu.”
SCIENTIFICALLY98%PANTS
⚠ IMPORTANTDO NOT
BOIL THIS
MAN.he has rent to pay.
↑ CLICK THE LOCAL DISAPPOINTMENT
SPECIES: PROBABLYHABITAT: OUTSIDE THE FUNCTIONTHREAT LEVEL: BUSINESS CASUAL
ALL PRAWN. NO BRAIN.✳DENIM IS A MINDSET.✳DO NOT BOIL.✳

02 / A PLAN WAS ALLEGEDLY MADE

THE BAD PLAN.

drawn on a napkin.
approved by a prawn. ↙
PHASE 01LOW TIDE IQ
01

ESCAPE
THE SEAFOOD AISLE.

First order of business: stop being dinner. Get online. Find other people who also have no idea what is happening.

  • Launch the website & socials
  • Assemble the dockside weirdos
  • Release the first prawn memes
NOT FOOD
PHASE 02NO ADULT SUPERVISION
02

ACQUIRE
LARGER PANTS.

The community grows. So must the trousers. Take the memes beyond the docks. Make the internet ask, “why is he dressed like that?”

  • Community meme competitions
  • Collaborate with fellow sea weirdos
  • Spread $PRAWN across the timeline
SIZE: UNREASONABLE
PHASE 03UNSUPERVISED CRUSTACEAN
03

BECOME
A LAND PROBLEM.

More art. More lore. More questionable decisions. Let the crew steer the ship. Prawnathan cannot reach the wheel anyway.

  • Expand the Prawnathan universe
  • Community-led creative adventures
  • Remain aggressively unboiled
ASK THE PANTS

* This is a direction, not a deadline. Our project manager lives in a puddle.

03 / VERY SERIOUS FISH BUSINESS

THE FISHNANCIAL
DEPARTMENT.

he checks the chart
with both eyes.
independently.
PRAWN / SOLFRESH FROM THE BLOCKCHAIN
AWAITING LAUNCH

THE PRAWN IS CONNECTING THE CABLES

PLEASE HOLD YOUR CLAWS.

The live $PRAWN chart docks here when the pair launches.

POWERED BY DEXSCREENER. SUPERVISED BY NOBODY.

NO ONE HERE HAS A FINANCE DEGREE. ONE OF US HAS GILLS.